10 funny Chuck Norris facts:
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
The Bible was originally titled “Chuck Norris and Friends”.
You can find more Chuck Norris facts at www.chucknorrisfacts.com.
Find Chuck Norris
Try go to Google and type “Find Chuck Norris”, and then hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky”-button. It will come up with a message saying that Chuck Norris can’t be found, Chuck Norris finds you! Haha…
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