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Quotes from MLIA (http://www.mylifeisaverage.com)

Some of the best quotes, in my opinion:

Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA

Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA.

Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn’t, but I clicked ‘yes’ anyway. The program didn’t know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.

A fortnight ago I finally solved my rubiks cube. I waited two weeks to post this so that I could use the word fortnight.

Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said ‘LOL Cheese’. I laughed. MLIA

Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn’t tackled by any women. MLIA.

Today, I renamed my iPod “This ship” just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase “This ship is syncing” MLIA

Today, I found out that Daylight Savings Time ends on my birthday, meaning I’ll get to celebrate my Sweet Sixteenth for 25 hours instead of 24. Thanks, Universe. MLIA.

Today, I realized my little brother will turn 11 on 11/11/11. He just became a lot cooler than me. MLIA

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA