Chuck Norris facts

10 funny Chuck Norris facts:

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

The Bible was originally titled “Chuck Norris and Friends”.

You can find more Chuck Norris facts at www.chucknorrisfacts.com.

Find Chuck Norris

Try go to Google and type “Find Chuck Norris”, and then hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky”-button. It will come up with a message saying that Chuck Norris can’t be found, Chuck Norris finds you! Haha…

Heres a screendumb.

Chuck Norris can't be found

SBK – Morgenlatte (Bitmonx Remix)

I like Psytrance, so check this track out.

SBK – Morgenlatte (Bitmonx Remix)

Its not anything new, but it still sounds cool though.

Google ASCII art Easter egg

Just found an ‘Easter Egg’ in Google search engine.

Try searching for “ascii art” on Google, this will result in the Google logo turn into ASCII itself.

A search for ASCII art on Google will result in the logo in ASCII.

Very fast Google indexing!

So I’m posting again – about 10 minutes later since the last post. For some reason i Googled the phrase “big msn smiley in name” to find the site where i found the MSN trick. I find that my own page, with the post i just wrote about 10 minutes ago, was the second result. This is quite cool, either it was pure ‘luck’ or Google is just indexing much faster than earlier.

Here’s a screen dumb from the search:

Very fast Google indexing

Update:

Just did a little research and it seems like I’m not the only one who has experienced this

Read more here: http://googlesystem.blogspot.com/2007/07/google-indexing-many-web-pages-in-real.html

So it’s actually because there is a script in WordPress that pings Google when a new post is published. This way Google know when there is new content available - cool function.

Facebook trick and big MSN smiley

Time for some tricks.

Facebook Easter egg (flare effect) – The Konami Code

When you are on Facebook try pressing the Konami Code:

up up down down left right left right b a enter

The Konami Code

After this, try scroll down or something. It should give you a flare effect like in this picture:

Facebook trick

If you want it to stop again, go to your settings or log off.

Next trick:

Big smiley in your Messenger status

Put the following character just before the smiley you want to make HUGE:

⃡͋

Example

⃡͋:D Cool trick

Will look like this:

Big smiley in MSN display name

Thats it…

Toby’s life is average…

Welcome, this is my first post.. This post will be average.

Avarage guy

Quotes from MLIA (http://www.mylifeisaverage.com)

Some of the best quotes, in my opinion:

Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA

Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA.

Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn’t, but I clicked ‘yes’ anyway. The program didn’t know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.

A fortnight ago I finally solved my rubiks cube. I waited two weeks to post this so that I could use the word fortnight.

Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said ‘LOL Cheese’. I laughed. MLIA

Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn’t tackled by any women. MLIA.

Today, I renamed my iPod “This ship” just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase “This ship is syncing” MLIA

Today, I found out that Daylight Savings Time ends on my birthday, meaning I’ll get to celebrate my Sweet Sixteenth for 25 hours instead of 24. Thanks, Universe. MLIA.

Today, I realized my little brother will turn 11 on 11/11/11. He just became a lot cooler than me. MLIA

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA